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Posted 20 April 2014 - 11:35 PM

I've got too much thyme on my hands.

 

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Posted 20 April 2014 - 11:36 PM

I know what you are thinking.  I'm just wasting thyme.  Maybe.  But we were thinking about moving and I don't even want to MESS with thyme travel.


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Posted 26 April 2014 - 04:28 PM

Sage advice.

 

I know what you are thinking.  I'm just wasting thyme.  Maybe.  But we were thinking about moving and I don't even want to MESS with thyme travel.


"It is the job of the judges to ensure that the government of the day does not exceed its powers, which is a permanent desire of all governments." Lord Donaldson of Lymington

Brigadier: Naturally enough, the only country that could be trusted with such a role was Great Britain.
The Doctor: Naturally. I mean, the rest were all foreigners.

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Posted 28 April 2014 - 02:35 PM

UNLIKE THA MOON!!


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Posted 29 April 2014 - 04:33 PM

Oh that's horrible!  lol!


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Posted 01 May 2014 - 01:08 PM

I think it's thyme to turnip the beet


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Posted 05 May 2014 - 06:16 PM

ROFL!

 

Thanks I needed a good laugh, I'm sitting in a hotel in Evansville Indiana and am totally wiped out, I came for training on a small project and I got a MASSIVE project just dumped into my lap, and I still have a couple other monsters I've been working on.

 

What had started as an electronic PM program and morphed into a full maintenance work order system with a full computerized real time inventory of every spare part we have at our facility. We will be the second plant in our corporation with this full program, and while the other plant was considerably larger, they also had 4-5 people to do what I will need to do on my own. :headbash:

 

Oh and the worst part of the person I have to rely on for data for the program is a maintenance manager who is a year from retirement, and has really already checked out.


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Posted 06 May 2014 - 03:21 AM

On your own?!  Crap.  You don't actually have to inventory it yourself do you?

 

So I heard something funny today


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Posted 06 May 2014 - 03:45 PM

I have to do the initial setup and inventory and then track compliance, in both scanning out parts and work order completion,


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Posted 06 May 2014 - 04:32 PM

Humm....us, I think you spend too much thyme in the kitchen


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Posted 07 May 2014 - 03:08 AM

Sounds like a huge job


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Posted 12 May 2014 - 12:53 PM

Holley,

 

I think I have enough thyme for everyone.  I was even thinking about packaging it but I'd have to get a really fast spaceship to make it feasible (because, you know, thyme is compressed when you are traveling close to the speed of light).  


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Posted 12 June 2014 - 09:22 AM

These puns are cumin thick and fast.

I hope this is the fennel word.


"It is the job of the judges to ensure that the government of the day does not exceed its powers, which is a permanent desire of all governments." Lord Donaldson of Lymington

Brigadier: Naturally enough, the only country that could be trusted with such a role was Great Britain.
The Doctor: Naturally. I mean, the rest were all foreigners.

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Posted 12 June 2014 - 11:38 AM

Lettuce spray it's over


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Posted 28 June 2014 - 09:38 PM

A doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.

 

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

"Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."

But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering..........

"You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard."


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Posted 17 July 2014 - 10:47 PM

Not even a chuckle?  

 

Man, you guys are DEAD (not it a good way).


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Posted 19 July 2014 - 06:56 AM

Not even a chuckle?  

 

Man, you guys are DEAD (not it a good way).

It is possible that they are unable to sign in; I mean, it used to be really chatty ... 

 

Pity though ... :mellow:



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Posted 20 July 2014 - 10:45 AM

sick bastards


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Posted 31 July 2014 - 07:53 AM

*cough* *cough* 

 

Alright, that ends my brief 'sickness'.  :icon_razz:



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Posted 01 August 2014 - 12:03 AM

You are OK to return to work.

 

That will be $250.

(I don't accept insurance)


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Posted 01 August 2014 - 11:03 AM

WTH? LOL! I tried to REPLY and it turned into an edited reply in your reply. Reply to that!

 

No insurance accepted? No problem!

 

/darts off to find recently 'found' bitcoin ....

 

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Posted 02 August 2014 - 03:44 PM

I have no reply to that.  

 

I'm tired.  My wife has become SO controlling!  For example, today I closed my eyes to take a short nap and she starts yelling at me!!  

 

She's like, "ED!!  WATCH THE ROAD!!"

 

sheesh.


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Posted 06 August 2014 - 01:42 PM

I want to die like my grandfather; in my sleep.

 

Not screaming in terror like the other four people in his car.


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